Darlington’s festive offering this year is a bold twist on a classic tale, and it delivers in style.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears isn’t often seen on the panto circuit, but this production proves why it deserves a spot.
Crossroads Pantomimes, the world’s largest panto producer, brings its trademark sparkle and scale to the Hippodrome stage.
Don’t expect the story of the Three Bears with Goldilocks with porridge, chairs and the lumpy beds — that section appears perfectly and quickly.
In Panto Land, the setting is a circus, which turns out to be the ideal playground for a show like this.
Josh Benson, as Joey the Clown, gets better every year — and he certainly hasn’t disappointed this time.
His physicality is incredible, his comic timing perfect, and he delivers a brilliant all-round performance that keeps the audience laughing throughout.
Brendan Cole was certainly a surprise for me. As Baron Von Bolshoe, he was the most perfect baddie — commanding, charismatic and outrageously entertaining.
He weaves in touches of his Strictly Come Dancing flair during the dance numbers, giving his villainy an unexpected polish and charm. He’s exactly the kind of panto villain you secretly want to love, even as he leans into his wicked ways.
Jamie Jones as Dame Betty Barnum commands the stage with spectacular presence.
His outrageous costumes are a show in themselves, each one more eye‑catching and elaborate than the last, and he pairs them with exceptional timing and razor-sharp delivery. Jones brings a warmth and mischief to the Dame that keeps the audience eagerly waiting for his next entrance.
Taziva‑Faye Katsande as Goldilocks was radiant and instantly likeable. She brings a warm, bright energy to the stage, with a confidence that anchors the story beautifully.
Gordon Marquez suddenly transported the audience into a real circus ring with his incredible juggling skills, executed with precision and flair. His routines were perfectly interwoven with the story.
With slick precision, The 12 Days of Christmas was suddenly thrown into the mix — and it was the best version I’ve seen in years.
Fast, funny, and flawlessly executed, making it a perfect moment for all ages.
Overall, this year’s panto is vibrant, well‑paced and full of festive fun — a confident reminder of why Darlington’s Christmas shows continue to delight.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears runs until Wednesday December 31.






